The motorhome pitch is located near the North Sea, with little more revealed in the description: a place for the whole family, open to motorhomes or caravans. The air tastes of salt. What the pitch doesn't tell, the surrounding area fills in — Bremen is around forty-four kilometres away, as is the Schnoorviertel with its narrow lanes and the Town Musicians of Bremen at the town hall. Those who come bring a desire for little in the way of activities.¹